"Professional tennis. To me, I don’t understand all the shushing. Why are they always shushing? Shh, shh. Don’t the players know that we’re there? Should we duck down behind the seats so they don’t see us watching them? To me, tennis is basically just ping-pong and the players are standing on the table. That’s all it is. And that goofy scoring: you win one point, all of the sudden you’re up by 15. Two points, 30-love. 30-love. Sounds like an English call girl, “that’ll be 30, love… And could you be a little quieter next time, please, shh.”"